seriousjones:

seriousjones:

when your gf writes you a sweet message on your bathroom mirror <3

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sniffing:

explaining your grades to your parents

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Why isn't there a muslim outrage about the persecution of non Muslims in Africa & the Middle East? You're all a bunch of savages.
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pax-arabica:

You’re totally right.

I don’t know why we didn’t get orders from the great Muslamic hive-mind on what to think today. I usually share my brainwaves with every Muslim on the planet, so that we can all act the same way and all have one position on any issue.

Maybe there are technical difficulties at Muslim HQ™? You know, where all the Muslim decisions come from, for all the Muslims in the world.

All I got was my regular programming, you know…world domination, hating freedom, shuurriyaah law.

I’m sorry, I truly can’t answer you without further Muslim HQ™ discretion. I’ll just go take my daily Hummus shower with my Falafel scented soap and hope things get sorted out during it.

But you’re right. We should be civilized like you and call 23% of the whole planet savages and treat them as a homogenous blob with no humanity.

Too many people in the u.s. support death and destruction without being aware of it. They indirectly support the killing of people without ever having to look at the corpses … I wondered how all those people in the states who tried to sound tough, saying that the u.s. should in here, bomb there, take over this, attack that, would feel if they knew that were indirectly responsible for babies being burned to death. I wondered how they would feel if they were forced to take moral responsibility for that

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medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! &lt;3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
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Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

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themoonphase:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

YES HAHAHA

themoonphase:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

YES HAHAHA

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

You asked. You begged. Some of you WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT GIVING AWAY A HAT WHEN WE HIT 5,000. Finally, it’s time. It’s time for Luigi and Mom to give away a monster of a prize.

So here’s the rules, chumps:
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.
ONLY TWO REBLOGS AND ONE LIKE ALLOWED.
DUPLICATE ACCOUNTS USED TO REBLOG THIS POST WILL BE CONSIDERED CHEATING.
YOUR ASKBOX MUST BE OPEN.
THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 1ST, 2014.
Thanks for following, kids. You da bes.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

You asked. You begged. Some of you WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT GIVING AWAY A HAT WHEN WE HIT 5,000. Finally, it’s time. It’s time for Luigi and Mom to give away a monster of a prize.

So here’s the rules, chumps:

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.

ONLY TWO REBLOGS AND ONE LIKE ALLOWED.

DUPLICATE ACCOUNTS USED TO REBLOG THIS POST WILL BE CONSIDERED CHEATING.

YOUR ASKBOX MUST BE OPEN.

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 1ST, 2014.

Thanks for following, kids. You da bes.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

Sage advice.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

Sage advice.

claphne:

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

pre-cumcake:

college kids be like:

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neilnevins:

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